Mirror Fuzzy

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Why do morons still hang fuzzy dice from their rear view mirrors?

I mean what is the point of hanging fuzzy dice from your rear view mirror? What if any practical purpose do they serve? I see someone with fuzzy dice and I immediately know they spent way too much time at the local carnival and didn't have enough skill to win a real prize and had to settle for fuzzy dice?

Well, that's what they prefer to have hanging from their mirror. After all, it's their car and they're paying for the gas, insurance and maintenance on the car, so what do you care what they have hanging from their rearview? It's a person's preference. I have an air freshener and a strand of seashells hanging from mine - does that mean I spend too much time at the beach or in the air freshener section of my local store?

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